Hello again, todays lesson is in the Art of Destruction. Some may say that it takes time, patience and a lot of know how to destroy anything, I say, it doesn't. Destroying anything is actually quite easy, be it chairs, wall paper, curtains, tables, cooker hobs, plastic containers or curtain poles, as seen in the picture above.
I love to swoop down on an unsuspecting Janie, if she is sitting and reading one of her crafty magazines, oh what fun to grab a page and rips bits of it out. As I have said previously about food what's mine is mine and what's yours is mine to, this actually applies to everything in the house, it all belongs to me. I can eat, chew or poo on everything, and I do it all with great abandon.
Sometimes, when I poo on Stuart he gets a little tetchy, and tells me off and puts me back in my cage. I just ignore this bad behaviour and eat a little food and wait until he lets me out again. I always forgive him, I haven't owned him that long and I am still training him.
Nibbles Darwin.. xx